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Christmas Card Lands North Carolina Man Behind Bars
3 days ago

Christmas Card Lands North Carolina Man Behind Bars

He wanted to lift his buddy’s spirits by sending him a little holiday cheer. Unfortunately, that holiday cheer was crystal meth and now those two men will be ringing in …
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Florida Man Arrested After Laser Pointer Incident
2 weeks ago

Florida Man Arrested After Laser Pointer Incident

Hernando County Sheriff’s Office was out in full force after receiving reports of a missing 9-year-old child. Employing the use of a helicopter in their search efforts, deputies were able …
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Manhunt Underway for Houston Snapchat Shooter
4 weeks ago

Manhunt Underway for Houston Snapchat Shooter

Houston Police are on the lookout for an unidentified man who they say discharged a firearm in a residential neighborhood.

Police were alerted to the issue shortly after 10 pm …
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Tourists Arrested for Staging Borat-Style Photo
1 month ago

Tourists Arrested for Staging Borat-Style Photo

In 2006 the mockumentary film Borat! Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan was released to mixed critical acclaim. While some were hailing Sacha Baron Cohen’s …
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Florida Man Speeds Through Active Crime Scene
1 month ago

Florida Man Speeds Through Active Crime Scene

On November 12, 2017, New Port Richey, Florida police began investigating the suspicious death of 23-year-old Gregory Howe. Howe, who was originally from Massachusettes, had been living in a homeless …
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Wisconsin Man Camps Out in Convenience Store Cooler
1 month ago

Wisconsin Man Camps Out in Convenience Store Cooler

He accidentally became locked in a beer cooler but rather than call for help, Jeremy Van Ert sat down and grabbed himself a frosty beverage.

Ten minutes before midnight, 38-year-old …
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Armed Robber Shoots Himself in the Penis
1 month ago

Armed Robber Shoots Himself in the Penis

We know all too well here at Sword and Scale that crime victims do not always get a chance to see justice properly served to their perpetrators. Defense attorneys find …
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Long Island Man Arrested for Attempted Bribery
2 months ago

Long Island Man Arrested for Attempted Bribery

Everyone wishes there was some magic way they could prevent police from issuing them traffic tickets, aside from simply obeying traffic laws. The chronically late know all too well that …
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He Loved His ATM Too Much and Cheated With a Picnic Table
3 years ago

He Loved His ATM Too Much and Cheated With a Picnic Table

Some people love their automated teller machine for the way it sexily dispenses twenty-dollar bills. Others love their favorite ATM because it’s always there for them 24/7. Lonnie J. Hutton …
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Good Thing He Was Packing Smith & Wesson & Neosporin
4 years ago

Good Thing He Was Packing Smith & Wesson & Neosporin

In the Old West, at least in the movie version, medics like Doc Holliday treated gunshot wounds with whiskey, a knife, a torn-up shirt and more whiskey. Fortunately for today’s …
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